Okay, here's mine...
Contax 645; 80mm lens and 120mm macro lens
Nikon F4s, N75, and D100; 28-80mm kit lens x 2 (that came with N75 - two bodies), older-than-me 50mm f2.0 lens (still takes a great picture), 70-300mm f4.0-5.6 x 2 (one each of the G-type and D-type)
Dyna-Lite 500ws power pack w/2040 head x 2
Alien Bees B1600 x 2
I only have one softbox, a Westcott Apollo Mono
several umbrellas of various sizes (1 really big one, 4 smaller ones)
lightstands (and tripod) are mostly Bogen
Apple Macintosh G4 (the first generation of G4s)
Still using PS CS (as opposed to CS2) at the moment
And let's not forget the darkroom equipment!!
Most of what I use in the darkroom ends up being either Jobo and Doran (various processing equipment), Omega (enlarger), or Beseler (enlarger).