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Old 01-20-2011, 12:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera



If an old man asks a young girl for a date...
That's his business.
If the young girl accepts...
That's her business.
If the old man and the girl decide to marry...
That's their business.
However, if they want great wedding photographs...
THAT'S MY BUSINESS!!!


Your turn
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Old 01-20-2011, 01:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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http://www.quotethequotes.com Thanks, rg.
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Re: Photography quotes n jokes anyone?
Old 01-20-2011, 03:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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A guy goes to a Photography Club and presents one of his topless Glamour images for Critiquing. The judge hums and haws and finally says...

"She's well exposed".

[At the time I didn't find the joke in his comment and really didn't appreciate the childish giggles from the audience, either! ]
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Want to end up with a little money being a photographer? Begin with a lot of money!
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Old 01-20-2011, 05:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event...what kind of film would you use?


For some of you younins around here, film is what we used to use to make the camera work instead of cards.
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Old 01-20-2011, 07:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"...film is what we used to use to make the camera work instead of cards."
I smiled at the jokes, but THIS made me laugh.
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Old 01-20-2011, 07:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The economy is so bad now
A picture is now worth only 200 words.
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What do you call 100 Digital Debbies chained together at the bottom of the ocean?



A good start!
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Old 01-21-2011, 02:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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What do you call 100 Digital Debbies chained together at the bottom of the ocean?


A good start!
mwaahahahaha
good one

heres a link to a photo i thought you all might enjoy....

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