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Old 07-17-2006, 06:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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At a recent fashion show at the Warsaw Fashion Street in Warsaw, Poland, a young and fairly-cute Polish fashion model hit the runway wearing Poland’s latest haute couture contribution: Wearing her underwear outside her clothes, topless, with suspenders, and sporting a kitchen towel on her head.

I’ll admit I’m not much of a fashion critic nor am I particularly fashion-conscious. Nope, JimmyD will never be accused of being a slave to fashion. Anyone who’s seen how I normally dress knows this all too well.

But, fashion critic or not, there’s something that seems so Polish-like about wearing one’s underwear outside one’s clothes.

First off, when you do so it ain’t underwear anymore– It’s outerwear.

Next, there are other reasons–hygiene reasons– for sometimes choosing to wear underwear. (I'll resist the temptation to discuss this in detail.)

Another reason for underwear is that some people look sexy in their underwear. Again, I’ll never be accused of looking like that, i.e., sexy in my underwear, but some people do. And we see lots of pictures of them here, on this forum.

But there’s looking sexy and looking downright dumb and, if you ask me, not that you did, wearing your underwear outside your outerwear looks, well, it looks Polish if you know what I mean.

Note: Before I’m accused of being racist and bigoted, I want to publicly apologize to any and all people of Polish ancestry who, by some quirk of ethnic genetics, have the good sense to wear their underwear under their clothes and who refrain from going topless while wearing suspenders with towels on their heads. It’s these common-sense Poles who are working to make the world a better place where Polish peoples world-wide aren’t so-often the brunt of dumb jokes about dumb Polocks.

With that said, here’s a Polish Sex Quiz

POLISH SEX QUIZ
(true or false)

1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
2. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
3. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
5. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
6. A G-string is part of a violin.
7. Anus is the Latin word for “yearly”.
8. Coitus is a musical instrument.
9. Semen is another word for “sailor”.
10. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
11. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
12. Douche is the Italian word for “twelve”
13. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
14. Fetus is a character on “Gunsmoke”.
15. An organism is the person who accompanies the choir.
16. A condom is an apartment complex.
17. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
18. Testicles are found on an octopus.
19. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
20. Menstrual cycle has three wheels.
21. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
22. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird.
23. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
24. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
25. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
25. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
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Re: Fashion News from Poland
Old 07-17-2006, 07:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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But, fashion critic or not, there’s something that seems so Polish-like about wearing one’s underwear outside one’s clothes.
<p>Nice. Got any Italian or Jewish jokes, too?</p><p>
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Re: Fashion News from Poland
Old 07-17-2006, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice. Got any Italian or Jewish jokes, too?

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What do you call a pimple on an Italian?
A grease fitting.
Why don't Italians have freckles?
They all slide off.
How do you brainwash an Italian?
Give him an enema.
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Pig Latin!
What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?
Sicily.
Why did the Italian staple his nuts together?
"If you can't lick 'em, join 'em"
Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. Do you think they could fit all that **** in a tennis shoe?
Q. How does an Italian count his goats?
A. He just counts the legs, and divides by four.
Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A. "Never fired, and only dropped once."
Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.
Q. Why is Italian bread so long?
A. So they can dip it into the sewer.
Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
A. One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.
Q. Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
A. Two hundred Italian sharpshooters.
Q. How does an Italian get into an honest business?
A. Usually through the skylight.
Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs?
A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.
Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.
Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.
Q. How do you kill an Italian?
A. Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he is getting a drink.
Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A. The least hairy of the three.
Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?
Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?
A. So Italians can go window shopping.
Q. What s an innuendo?
A. An Italian suppository.
Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.
Q. Why are most Italian men named Tony?
A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
Q. How do you make an Italian?
A. Put a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, and slam them together. WOP!!
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I prefer "under-otta'-wear"
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I prefer "under-otta'-wear"
which works just great when it's under nothing and just otta' the skin.
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Q. How do you make an Italian?
A. Put a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, and slam them together. WOP!!
WOP OHH!!! A slam on the slang! Freaking Dago's.

-joshua (which is a jewish name, but I'm italian...whatever that means...)


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which works just great when it's under nothing and just otta' the skin.

good call on that one.
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I don't get it, but I like it.
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Jimmy, What the phuck is your point insulting people's ethnicity? I always suspected you were just full of $hit and that's is why your eyes are brown. Those of us who are Americans with strong pride in our ethnic heritage are offended and if you lack talent to get more attention then blame your genetic pool, which must be very shallow. Go to your blog and seek self gratification.
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This is a dumb quiz! Allow me to correct things.
1. A clitoris is a type of flower. false
It's spelled clits-R-us and is a store specializing in track and field equipment.
2. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. False! its a part of a tethered space suit.
3. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. Should read "Vagina is a medical term used to describe a cause of heart trouble.
5. Pornography is the business of making record albums. Could be but I don't have a pornograph.
6. A G-string is part of a violin. I think it's on a jews harp
7. Anus is the Latin word for “yearly”. Should read "Constipated Anus is the Latin word for “yearly”
8. Coitus is a musical instrument. Wrong! this is word used by australians when apprehended by authorities.
9. Semen is another word for “sailor”. Correct just as "specimen" is an italian astronaut.
10. An enema is someone who is not your friend. Correct and that's no innuendo.
11. Pubic hair is a "Kinky" rabbit.
12. Douche is the Italian word for “twelve” Wrong! He was an italian dictator.
13. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. Who knows.
14. Fetus is a character on “Gunsmoke”. That's just lame. No that was the other one.
15. An organism is the person who accompanies the choir. I think you meant "orgasm" which is a deep hole in the ground habitated by women of ill repute.
16. A condom is an apartment complex. Wrong Not a noun but a verb:
---To express strong disapproval of: condomed the needless waste of food.
---To pronounce judgment against; sentence: condomed the felons to prison.
---To judge or declare to be unfit for use or consumption, usually by official order: condomed an old building.
17. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True
18. Testicles are found on an octopus. True
19. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True and hard to handle.
20. Menstrual cycle has three wheels. Wrong. It's the part of the machine that comes off at least once a month.
21. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. I wouldn't be surprised.
22. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird. . . .er I don't think its extinct.
23. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. Wrong! It's the antonym of dildon't.
24. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. False it's a stop command gived to a type of venomous snake.
25. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. True
25. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. True
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