Ahh, I had to laugh. It reminds me of the ole' bar argument about 'mine's bigger than yours!'. We would carry it on until an appropriate crowd gathered and then reach for the belt buckle, .....unsnap the pants, and then pull out.....our..... belts and hold them up against each other to see whose was longer. Can you imagine someone our age doing that at a bar? Actually I think it would be even funnier... the belt gag I mean.