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Re: I like the sound of this.
Old 12-22-2005, 05:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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CHip,
Almost forgot, I got the 2 monitor thing going now too. It's great.
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Ya gotta watch out for Jack... he\'s a little bit psychotic.
Old 12-22-2005, 08:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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...and he writes for a living at the Toothless County News and Record, or was that the Dogpatch Post Intelligencer? Anyhow, Jack's a little edgy this time of year.


For inquiring minds, smOKe unwittingly allowed me to take his picture while he was visiting the fantastic Cotton Mill Studio Complex on the trendy western rim of buzzing metropolitan Hillsborough, NC.

So the secret's out... he's actually JTSmith's kid brother.



Note the .30 cal bullet holes in his earlobes... apparently a bizarre combat wound from his stint with the US Navy.

As for the picture, I was actually the unwitting one, by just test firing my camera and got 8 shots like this... Now, I practice hip shooting a camera fairly often. I'm fairly good at it but, I never, EVER, get 8 consecutive well placed shots. Weird.

This guy's an artist by the way. Expect things from him... and his girlfreind. Good couple... I'd say cute couple, but Adam might get pissed and I don't like to antagonize guys with bullet holes.

Anyway, welcome to the Piedmont Adam, we'll see ya soon.

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Re: Ya gotta watch out for Jack... he\'s a little bit psychotic.
Old 12-22-2005, 08:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That's too funny. Gina says thanks. Hey, I could grow soul patch and host "Deal or No Deal". [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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No way to beat this one so I\'m gonna join instead...
Old 12-22-2005, 09:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
(But are they the same two people you feel that way about?)
[and if they are, and they DID die for you, wouldn't that just make you want to kill yourself?]

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
(At least 8 of those will be in an "un-natual" way)
[and of those 8, at least one or two are probably stalking you at this very moment]

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
(Or because you ran over their dog)
[and it was a search and rescue dog on the way to an earthquake]

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
(That's because those who don't like you will think it proves their point that you're an idiot)
[or, you're from Toothless County and they can't help being amused]

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
(Yes but who? and what are they thinking?)
[keep the chicken choking jokes to yourself, let's try and keep this clean OK?]

6. You mean the world to someone.
(You are also the living representation of all that's wrong in the world, to someone)
[or, that someone is your dog]

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
(Oh goody! I know at least 10 I seriously hope I am not responsible for)
[or you're an organ donor and you won't be reading anymore inane GG threads gone wrong like this one... or anything else]

8. You are special and unique.
(Yeah, like Jerry's Kids special. and Unique, just like everyone else)
[That's just wrong dude, I can't believe you said that!]

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
(And this is supposed to make me feel better?!)
[refer to 'stalking', Item #2]

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
(Yeah, everyone else gets a good laugh)
[yeah, or you get published in a national magazine... like 'True Crime']

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
(But it didn't go away.)
[and it's about to kick you in your ass this time instead of your balls]

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
(And then discover that you really don't like it)
[or, by then, you're too old to enjoy BDSM anyway!]

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
(Easy because the first is so rare it will stick out in your mind and the second are so plenteful that there's no way to remember them all.)
[yep, and fiction beats truth any day]

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
(Unless of course their husband breaks your jaw)
[or they react violently when told that you think they're just a ballwashing, watermelon screwing, toadfart.]

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
(If you don't, pretend that you do and hold long conversations with them on park benches until someone takes you to that special place where everyone is your new friend....)
[unless of course, they are a GREAT big ballwashing, watermelon screwing, toadfart.]



Sorry. I had too.
MFC
J.D. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Jack's not really sorry... neither am I... we're just smartassess.
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Re: I like the sound of this.
Old 12-23-2005, 01:07 AM   #15 (permalink)
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If i were that 'optimistic', I would put a shotgun into my mouth!
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Re: I like the sound of this.
Old 12-23-2005, 01:59 AM   #16 (permalink)
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If i were that 'optimistic', I would put a shotgun into my mouth!

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Weird.
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Re: Ya gotta watch out for Jack... he\'s a little bit psychotic.
Old 12-23-2005, 02:02 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I took another look at this and immediately imagined a mohawk out of frame. Taxi Driver. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Re: No way to beat this one so I\'m gonna join instead...
Old 12-23-2005, 10:33 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Jack's not really sorry... neither am I... we're just smartassess.

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That is Soooooo True!
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Re: Ya gotta watch out for Jack... he\'s a little bit psychotic.
Old 12-23-2005, 10:46 AM   #19 (permalink)
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he writes for a living at the Toothless County News and Record, or was that the Dogpatch Post Intelligencer?

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Actually, it's the Lizard Lick Gazzette...
My previous job was at the Buck Snort Beacon.
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You talkin\' to me? YOU TALKING TO ME??!!
Old 12-23-2005, 06:45 PM   #20 (permalink)
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