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Old 07-17-2006, 06:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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At a recent fashion show at the Warsaw Fashion Street in Warsaw, Poland, a young and fairly-cute Polish fashion model hit the runway wearing Poland’s latest haute couture contribution: Wearing her underwear outside her clothes, topless, with suspenders, and sporting a kitchen towel on her head.

I’ll admit I’m not much of a fashion critic nor am I particularly fashion-conscious. Nope, JimmyD will never be accused of being a slave to fashion. Anyone who’s seen how I normally dress knows this all too well.

But, fashion critic or not, there’s something that seems so Polish-like about wearing one’s underwear outside one’s clothes.

First off, when you do so it ain’t underwear anymore– It’s outerwear.

Next, there are other reasons–hygiene reasons– for sometimes choosing to wear underwear. (I'll resist the temptation to discuss this in detail.)

Another reason for underwear is that some people look sexy in their underwear. Again, I’ll never be accused of looking like that, i.e., sexy in my underwear, but some people do. And we see lots of pictures of them here, on this forum.

But there’s looking sexy and looking downright dumb and, if you ask me, not that you did, wearing your underwear outside your outerwear looks, well, it looks Polish if you know what I mean.

Note: Before I’m accused of being racist and bigoted, I want to publicly apologize to any and all people of Polish ancestry who, by some quirk of ethnic genetics, have the good sense to wear their underwear under their clothes and who refrain from going topless while wearing suspenders with towels on their heads. It’s these common-sense Poles who are working to make the world a better place where Polish peoples world-wide aren’t so-often the brunt of dumb jokes about dumb Polocks.

With that said, here’s a Polish Sex Quiz

POLISH SEX QUIZ
(true or false)

1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
2. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
3. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
5. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
6. A G-string is part of a violin.
7. Anus is the Latin word for “yearly”.
8. Coitus is a musical instrument.
9. Semen is another word for “sailor”.
10. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
11. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
12. Douche is the Italian word for “twelve”
13. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
14. Fetus is a character on “Gunsmoke”.
15. An organism is the person who accompanies the choir.
16. A condom is an apartment complex.
17. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
18. Testicles are found on an octopus.
19. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
20. Menstrual cycle has three wheels.
21. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
22. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird.
23. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
24. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
25. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
25. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
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